Secretary, Gopher, Accountant, Solicitor, Master of Wardrobe, Private Police, Master of Dining, and They Who Get To Molest Hawt Bishies Under The Excuse Of A Physical Exam AKA Doctors.
CHILDHOOD FRIENDSWhen he was 7, Sherlock had seen Mrs. Watson's car from his room, from the 5th floor of Holmes manor; the nasty room with mildew, which didn't look out on the gardens, because Mycroft always got first pick. Not for long, though; he was off to university (Cambridge, naturally), studying something or other to eventually get a "PhD in World Domination", like Mummy always used to say he missed his Mummy. She'd been nice to him, baked him cookies, taught him how to make perfect, strong daisy chains, told him what a brilliant young man he was, all the time.CHILDHOOD FRIENDS by whodyathink
Father just punished him, hid him away and always let Mykey meet the big people in their fancy suits and big dresses, when Sherlock was cooped up on the upper floor, watching the people dancing downstairs like coloured dots on the monochrome chequered floor. Or, he stayed in his makeshift laboratory, testing the corrosiveness of different sulphuric acid concentrations on the chicken fillets he nicked from the kitchen, stocking them i